Jesus Christ Was A Chair

Jesus Christ was a chair
that no one sat upon
in honor of the special guest
who never did arrive

before the appetizers had been served
our heads were on anything but art
we all waited in anticipation
for our bloody feast to begin

after the main course had been served
our cocks were on anything but sex
we all were gnawing our teeth
into each others' skin

and when dessert was finally over
our feet were on anything but God
we all hurried to the parlor
to pick our bleeding gums

meanwhile back in the dining room
all the butlers and all the maids
were clearing the linen and silverware
from the mess which we had made

and as for our special dinner guest
he still has not arrived
his seat still sits quite empty
watching over our repast's
skeletal remains