Jesus Was A Chair
Jesus was a chair
    that no one sat upon
    in honor of the special guest
  who never arrives
when the appetizers had been 
    served
    our heads were on anything but art
    as we all waited in anticipation
  for our bloody feast to begin
 after the main course had been 
    served
    our cocks were on anything but sex
    as we all gnashed our teeth
  into each others' skin
 and when dessert was finally 
    over
    our feet were on anything but God
    as we all hurried to the parlor
  to pick our bleeding gums
meanwhile back in the dining room
    all the butlers and the maids
    were clearing the linen and silverware
  from the mess we had made
and as for our special guest
    he still has not arrived
    his seat still sits quite empty
    watching over our meal's 
  skeletal remains
